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SAS JAMES BOND
STUNT SHOW
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Introduction
At
the start of the evening the guests are met by two SAS security
guards dressed in black siege gear, checking names etc. They
occasionally use personal radio comms and check people's credentials
with company staff if required or they can be purely visual
with no interaction with the guests. This introduces the guests
to the feel of the event and gets them firmly into the 'Bondesque'
theme.
Main Event
During
the MDs speech there is a disturbance off stage and an approaching
helicopter is heard (from a PA) which hovers overhead briefly,
followed by an audio explosion and security breach sirens
go off. Suddenly, masked Spectre agents burst into the room
and immediately take control.
After
securing the room, they inform their HQ that all is prepared
and Dr Evil enters to his theme tune. Dr Evil slowly walks
past the guests with an occasional sinister glance towards
various tables. He takes the stage and is just starting his
dialogue when, a disturbance is seen/heard at the far end
of the room. A black clad SAS commando enters the room and
immediately engages the Spectre agents in a fire-fight, which
is only stopped when Dr Evil threatens to shoot into the audience
and the SAS commando gives up.
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After
brief verbal interaction between Dr Evil and the SAS trooper,
he is grabbed by the two henchmen, and a fast and furious
SAS verses Spectre agents fight breaks out, with plenty of
martial arts style fighting, flips and kicks etc. The Spectre
agents are outclassed by the cream of the British army. The
SAS trooper attempts to get to Dr Evil on stage, but gets
shot, but not killed, by the evil villain on approach. Dr
Evil is unhappy with this result and so with a click of his
fingers, he calls for his 'Pet', a shapely PVC suited brunette,
who walks provocatively through the audience to the sound
of her own music. After eyeing up the SAS agent, she then
engages him in a fight and after a series of stunning moves,
he is left at her mercy. Dr. Evil then explains why they are
there and launches into a speech which has been especially
written to suit the company for whom the event is staged.
This will involve many references to the company, its products,
its personnel and its rivals, but will usually refer to one
key person who has in someway refused to bow to the demands
of Dr Evil. Due to this refusal the command is given to "waste
him".
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This
is the cue for the entrance of Mr Bond, the Bond theme music
is heard and Bond appears in a spotlight (freeze frame for
a second) and then engages the Spectre agents in a stunning
fire-fight and perhaps a fist fight, ending in all but Dr
Evil and his pet dead.
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Dr Evil grabs the key person and attempts to leave with him,
but he breaks free leaving a clear shot for Bond who kills
Dr Evil with a single shot. The PVC girl now tries to seduce
Bond who responds in an embrace that results with her being
cleverly handcuffed and led away. Bond then introduces himself,
declares that usually it's for Queen and country but tonight
it was for the client's company.
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